Top 10 Worst Musicians of All Time
1- Brian Adams - The dream team of white middle-agers singing that awful Three Musketeers song is the worst moment in the history of recorded sound.
2- Meatloaf - Memories of middle school dances, and cringing waiting for the infinitely long “I would do anything for love” to just fucking END already.
3- Sting - Some of the softest most awful shit ever set to music.
4- John Mellencamp - Still not forgiven for “This is Our Country”, 3 years later. Burn in a fiery blaze after flipping your Chevy truck off the side of a cliff.
5- Rod Stewart - No explanation necessary.
6- The Eagles - Self important garbage.
7- Incubus - The annoying kid who tries philosophizing when he gets high for the 3rd time in his life, in band form.
8- Creed - Singer with a Jesus complex who sings like Eddie Vedder. Stick a crucifix up your piss hole.
9- Kid Rock - Go-to guy for people who have no idea what the “kids are into these days”.
10- Phish - Tribute band to another shitty band.
